if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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