yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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