Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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