office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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