but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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