The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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