There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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