But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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