Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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