I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
