Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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