guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize