I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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