So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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