If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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