So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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