we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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