I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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