your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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