I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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