? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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