Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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