just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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