We're like a lot better than the average bears
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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