Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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