pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
