how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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