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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression

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• (845): View more from New York

  I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.

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  You eat cookies in the shower?

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.

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• (323): View more from California

  IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  All the doctor said was why

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.

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  I'll be there at 7:59.

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