i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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