So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
They took my balls.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Randomize
