o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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