He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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