She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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