beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
i out mim tonsoeep
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