it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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