As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
is wine microwaveable?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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