It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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