found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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