rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
All the doctor said was why
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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