Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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