I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude i'm inner monologue high
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I don't deserve a penis
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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