Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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