You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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