It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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