from now on my penis is your penis
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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