I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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