there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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