I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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