I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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