So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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