he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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