Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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