Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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