i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
