i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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