But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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