ya dads aren't the best wingmen
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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