THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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