You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I love having hate sex.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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