She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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